You mean, you’re not dead? I was really hoping you were…

Sorry to disappoint. I’ve taken a long (read: LONG) break from The Tubes for many reasons. The biggest being a waning interest in the face of new technology. I mean, what did I have to offer against 14,000,000 self-righteous teenagers posting shitty videos and bile-fueled retardo-comments to YouTube? And I certainly couldn’t do it in a timely fashion with slow-poke HTML.. If you’ve just stumbled upon this, you probably didn’t even know it existed in half-a-dozen lame, HTML-based incarnations before. But it has existed for years… This thing’s been chugging on for too long to die now. My four readers and I will see it into perpetuity!

Thanks to the marvels of CMS (and WordPress specifically), it’ll be so much easier for me to post regular content. Who’da thought this technology would exist when I started this silliness with the Netscape editor in the mid 1990s?

Some of the content from the old site will make it back either en masse or in dribs and drabs. A lot of it was outdated and/or puerile and will be vanquished to the far reaches of cyberspace. I want to use the new site mainly to post more timely stuff: album reviews, videos I’ve found, etc.

Comments… We’ll see. I’ll leave them open for now, but as soon as those retardo-comments start appearing I’m slamming ’em shut.

Enjoy!